Week Two
Friday 2nd December 2011
Chief of Police, The Umpire reports : Right, We've had a whole week of nothingness, and I'm getting bored. I'm very aware that people have allot of coursework recently but making an attempt isn't that hard.
I have taken the role of chief of police and I'm coming for any incompetent assassin that takes my fancy (I have allot to choose from). I strongly suggest that players at least make an attempt to assassinate someone before you are targeted by the police, or other players.
P.S.
Although their is a police event currently which allow police to become assassins, any kill I make will not promote me to an assassin.
P.S.S.
There is a typo is some of the emails sent. It should be obvious that players and meant to kill members of the opposing team to earn their team point; however one of the bullet points says "work together as Team Corruption to assassinate members of Team Corruption" It should obviously say "work together as Team Corruption to assassinate members of Team Malevolence".
I have taken the role of chief of police and I'm coming for any incompetent assassin that takes my fancy (I have allot to choose from). I strongly suggest that players at least make an attempt to assassinate someone before you are targeted by the police, or other players.
P.S.
Although their is a police event currently which allow police to become assassins, any kill I make will not promote me to an assassin.
P.S.S.
There is a typo is some of the emails sent. It should be obvious that players and meant to kill members of the opposing team to earn their team point; however one of the bullet points says "work together as Team Corruption to assassinate members of Team Corruption" It should obviously say "work together as Team Corruption to assassinate members of Team Malevolence".
Saturday 3rd December 2011
FunnyHat reports : As I walked back from a night out drunk. I sat in my hallway by the phone just relaxing. All of a sudden, I hear a buzz. I answer the phone thinking its one of my flatmates and let them in. Unknown to me, it was in fact a group of assassins. When I opened the door, I was ninja starred and killed instantly. I lay there in a pool of blood, wondering why I had let them in. Luckily I was the only one killed, the others weren't in and they are still surviving ready for revenge.
CaptainStickyBeardsTwinBrotherCaptainStickyBalls reports : Doo' to the changes in the assassi'nation process, I be put into a team. I branch of with some fucked up retarded turtle and a fuckin' pony, that 'l probably kill and feed to the turtle. We go to the location of some targets and the pony uses some fucked up unicorn magic shit to make the person let us in, the turtle then kills the victim. I wait outside another victims room, but he refused to come out. So I took a massive dump in his toilet and left.
Michelangelo reports : I went to halls to try and kill people for the game, a drunk voice came from a intercom, I asked who was in , I recognized some names, so I went upstairs and killed the first assassin I recognized.
Umpires Notes : Congratulations stickyballs, twilight, and Michelangelo for your first kill.
Remember that you get points for narratology and detail in your report. I can't award Kudos for a kill using "fucked up unicorn magic shit" without more details.
Usually when multiple players make a kill I divide the kill up equally between them. This therefore would mean that you each earns 0.3 kills. If it was the case that one specific player did all the work, or you would like the points to be split up differently then please let me know.
For having drawn first blood I am awarding 500 points, for the kill itself I am awarding 100 points (until more details are given). This will be divided by the three of you.
*edit*
After speaking to stickyballs we agreed to make an adjustment to how the points were split. It was Michelangelo who got the kill, and everyone else apparently didn't do much. I am therefore simply awarding Michelangelo 1 kill point, the 500 Kudos for first blood, and the 100 Kudos for the kill.
I am waiting on the report from Twilight before giving any more Kudos.
Other than the report from the victim, I have only been told that they target was "killed". No one really described how they were killed, what weapon was used, where they were, what else they did, or who else was there. It makes it very difficult to award Kudos.
Remember that you get points for narratology and detail in your report. I can't award Kudos for a kill using "fucked up unicorn magic shit" without more details.
Usually when multiple players make a kill I divide the kill up equally between them. This therefore would mean that you each earns 0.3 kills. If it was the case that one specific player did all the work, or you would like the points to be split up differently then please let me know.
For having drawn first blood I am awarding 500 points, for the kill itself I am awarding 100 points (until more details are given). This will be divided by the three of you.
*edit*
After speaking to stickyballs we agreed to make an adjustment to how the points were split. It was Michelangelo who got the kill, and everyone else apparently didn't do much. I am therefore simply awarding Michelangelo 1 kill point, the 500 Kudos for first blood, and the 100 Kudos for the kill.
I am waiting on the report from Twilight before giving any more Kudos.
Other than the report from the victim, I have only been told that they target was "killed". No one really described how they were killed, what weapon was used, where they were, what else they did, or who else was there. It makes it very difficult to award Kudos.
Twilight Sparkle reports : Dear Umpire,
I am pleased to report that the 1st Battle of Stafford Court was a victory for Team Corruption. I would like to say that the contest was an even one but as the old adage goes: “if is a fair fight; you’ve messed up” so myself, Michelangelo and the good Captain StickyBalls purposely set out when our targets’ readiness would be at its lowest (after a night out at the Union).
Upon reaching our targets’ residence (a venerable fortress compared to our home) we managed to bluff our way past the green clad guard of the main gate and entered the courtyard. Using Michelangelo’s previous experience of the layout of the grounds we made our way to where the greatest number of the opposing team lived. There we encountered our first obstacle; a seemingly indestructible door that blocked entry into the building; however this was overcome using some standard persuasion magic.
After clearing the door we climbed up to the floor where our targets slept and became aware (using the latest in photo surveillance techniques) that there were many people gathered in the hallway. Not being able to tell between target and civilian we elected to retreat back outside and discuss our options. I’ll admit that there was some neigh-saying from the Captain as to the likelihood of success of the operation but he was interrupted by a group of individuals leaving the target building.
Sensing that the path was now clear, we again climbed up to our targets’ hallway were Michelangelo managed to persuade one of them to open the final locked door. This would prove to be his final mistake because when the door opened, Michelangelo threw a ninja star which unfortunately only glanced the target. Worried about a counterattack I readied a grenade but my fears were unjustified as the ninja turtle immediately followed up his first star with a second which struck home. Finding no other opportunities to attack Team Malevolence we retired to our own home. If anything, this operation has taught me that even the unlikeliest of allies can come together and achieve great things.
Your faithful Assassin,
Twilight Sparkle.
I am pleased to report that the 1st Battle of Stafford Court was a victory for Team Corruption. I would like to say that the contest was an even one but as the old adage goes: “if is a fair fight; you’ve messed up” so myself, Michelangelo and the good Captain StickyBalls purposely set out when our targets’ readiness would be at its lowest (after a night out at the Union).
Upon reaching our targets’ residence (a venerable fortress compared to our home) we managed to bluff our way past the green clad guard of the main gate and entered the courtyard. Using Michelangelo’s previous experience of the layout of the grounds we made our way to where the greatest number of the opposing team lived. There we encountered our first obstacle; a seemingly indestructible door that blocked entry into the building; however this was overcome using some standard persuasion magic.
After clearing the door we climbed up to the floor where our targets slept and became aware (using the latest in photo surveillance techniques) that there were many people gathered in the hallway. Not being able to tell between target and civilian we elected to retreat back outside and discuss our options. I’ll admit that there was some neigh-saying from the Captain as to the likelihood of success of the operation but he was interrupted by a group of individuals leaving the target building.
Sensing that the path was now clear, we again climbed up to our targets’ hallway were Michelangelo managed to persuade one of them to open the final locked door. This would prove to be his final mistake because when the door opened, Michelangelo threw a ninja star which unfortunately only glanced the target. Worried about a counterattack I readied a grenade but my fears were unjustified as the ninja turtle immediately followed up his first star with a second which struck home. Finding no other opportunities to attack Team Malevolence we retired to our own home. If anything, this operation has taught me that even the unlikeliest of allies can come together and achieve great things.
Your faithful Assassin,
Twilight Sparkle.
Umpires notes : I sense some slight irony in your well detailed post. It does however give me all of the information that I needed.
For the detail report I am awarding 50 Kudos, and for the image of you target I am awarding 100 Kidos. From your report it sound like you would have killed the target if Michelangelo hadn't have gotten to him first. I am therefore awarding an extra 50 Kudos. That's a total of 200 Kudos to Twilight.
For the detail report I am awarding 50 Kudos, and for the image of you target I am awarding 100 Kidos. From your report it sound like you would have killed the target if Michelangelo hadn't have gotten to him first. I am therefore awarding an extra 50 Kudos. That's a total of 200 Kudos to Twilight.
In addition, because the weapon that Michelangelo used has now been detailed by one of the offending assassins, I am willing to up the amount of Kudos received for Michelangelo from 100 Kudos to 300.
Angry Paddy reports : *read with an irish accent*
It was Friday night and me and a number of friends decided it would be a mighty good idea to head down to the union for a pint or a dozen. Merry times were had that night I can tell ye, many a merry tune were sang too. Unfortunately this is where my memory becomes fragmented and only certain strange things pop into my head.
As I recall, I could see people outside the front door but I was sure they were the nice lads from across the way and thought nothing of their lingering presence. So once my mates departed to their humble abodes, I decided it was time to rest my head. But something was wrong. I heard a bustling commotion coming from outside though I was far past my prime to get up and check. I heard voices trying to lure me out of my bed telling me that they were the porters and that they had a noise complaint so as I lay and pondered, I figured that the fella's must've came back to pull a prank on me and I replied in the most intellectual manner I could muster and yelled 'Fuck off!'.
I found a fellow Milwich dweller scraping at the edge of life as he muttered words 'Assassins...' I closed his eyes and sang a solemn hymn to lay his body to rest. Ye assassin's can find a way into my flat, you can plot to kill me and you can even trick my friend and leave him in his own blood. But you do not take a dump in my toilet and get away with it. Your days are numbered boys. I'll see you soon.
It was Friday night and me and a number of friends decided it would be a mighty good idea to head down to the union for a pint or a dozen. Merry times were had that night I can tell ye, many a merry tune were sang too. Unfortunately this is where my memory becomes fragmented and only certain strange things pop into my head.
As I recall, I could see people outside the front door but I was sure they were the nice lads from across the way and thought nothing of their lingering presence. So once my mates departed to their humble abodes, I decided it was time to rest my head. But something was wrong. I heard a bustling commotion coming from outside though I was far past my prime to get up and check. I heard voices trying to lure me out of my bed telling me that they were the porters and that they had a noise complaint so as I lay and pondered, I figured that the fella's must've came back to pull a prank on me and I replied in the most intellectual manner I could muster and yelled 'Fuck off!'.
I found a fellow Milwich dweller scraping at the edge of life as he muttered words 'Assassins...' I closed his eyes and sang a solemn hymn to lay his body to rest. Ye assassin's can find a way into my flat, you can plot to kill me and you can even trick my friend and leave him in his own blood. But you do not take a dump in my toilet and get away with it. Your days are numbered boys. I'll see you soon.
Umpires notes : For a half decent report, here's 20 Kudos.
Also, I might have been a little harsh when I didn't award stickyballs any Kudos for the attempt (even though his reports was naff, and all he contributed was constant complaining and taking a dump in the victims toilet). I am therefore also awarding Stickyballs 20 Kudos for his "contribution".
Also, I might have been a little harsh when I didn't award stickyballs any Kudos for the attempt (even though his reports was naff, and all he contributed was constant complaining and taking a dump in the victims toilet). I am therefore also awarding Stickyballs 20 Kudos for his "contribution".
Safezone declared : The frisbee teams American football game this Sunday has been declared a safezone.
Monday 5th December 2011
Michelangelo reports : I had just finished my Ninja Death Star throwing practise (Ultimate Frisbee), Twilight Sparkle was with me at the current time and we decided this would be a good time for an assassination attempt
We entered the fortress were all our current mutual enemies resided, we could smell the rancid stench of Team Malevolence (smelly freshers who don't was there clothes), we sneaked over to M Block where the most of our targets lived.
I looked up at the second floor of the block where the targets were and saw a shape moving through a window gearing up for a journey out into the world (putting on a coat and hat)
We gained entry into the block again after holding the door open after an innocent by stander left the block, as we walked up the stairs we heard a ruckus a stirring above us, so decided to hid under the stairs to let them pass so we could stab them in the back.
We rushed out of M Block and drew our weapons when SHOCK HORROR!!! Twilight Sparkle the incompetent nincom-pony had dropped HER weapon on the floor inside M Block AND we couldn't access the door now as we didn't have secret code, so I used me ingenious brilliance to think up a plan of just pressing all the door bells and hoping at least one person would let us in
Hurrah someone let us in and we recovered the IDIOTS weapons but sadly our targets had moved on and were not in our sight line anymore D:
We cycled to ASDA after following the route the appeared to be taking away from there fortress, but did not locate them on route, OUR ATTEMPT HAD FAILED, AND IT WAS ALL TWILIGHT "FOUR LEFT FOOTED" SPARKLE'S FAULT
I attach an animated GIF of what Twilight Sparkle now and forever will look like to me >:(
All the same TURTLE POWER and until next time COWABUNGA!!!
We entered the fortress were all our current mutual enemies resided, we could smell the rancid stench of Team Malevolence (smelly freshers who don't was there clothes), we sneaked over to M Block where the most of our targets lived.
I looked up at the second floor of the block where the targets were and saw a shape moving through a window gearing up for a journey out into the world (putting on a coat and hat)
We gained entry into the block again after holding the door open after an innocent by stander left the block, as we walked up the stairs we heard a ruckus a stirring above us, so decided to hid under the stairs to let them pass so we could stab them in the back.
We rushed out of M Block and drew our weapons when SHOCK HORROR!!! Twilight Sparkle the incompetent nincom-pony had dropped HER weapon on the floor inside M Block AND we couldn't access the door now as we didn't have secret code, so I used me ingenious brilliance to think up a plan of just pressing all the door bells and hoping at least one person would let us in
Hurrah someone let us in and we recovered the IDIOTS weapons but sadly our targets had moved on and were not in our sight line anymore D:
We cycled to ASDA after following the route the appeared to be taking away from there fortress, but did not locate them on route, OUR ATTEMPT HAD FAILED, AND IT WAS ALL TWILIGHT "FOUR LEFT FOOTED" SPARKLE'S FAULT
I attach an animated GIF of what Twilight Sparkle now and forever will look like to me >:(
All the same TURTLE POWER and until next time COWABUNGA!!!
Umpires Notes : Remember that you should perform assassinations without causing disruption to the general public. Ringing all of the doorbells could be counted as being a nuisance. In future try using less disruptive tactics.
For a detail report I am awarding 50 Kudos.
For a detail report I am awarding 50 Kudos.
Wednesday 7th December 2011
TheCanadian reports : Civilian killed by group attempt, attempted to kill TheCanadian CaptainStickyBalls'Evil Archnemesis, failed. Used nerf gun.
Umpires Notes : Remember that writing your reports clearly, and with as much detail as possible will earn you much more Kudos. For your report I'm giving you 10 Kudos. Information such as the number of players who performed the attempt, or a brief description would have been useful.
For each report, you have the potential of earning up to 50 Kudos for the way it is written alone (maybe more if it's amazing). Try and write your reports as if they are a short story. You are allowed to use a degree of creativity as long as the main facts aren't distorted.
I am still waiting on the reports from the players who performed the botched attempt.
For each report, you have the potential of earning up to 50 Kudos for the way it is written alone (maybe more if it's amazing). Try and write your reports as if they are a short story. You are allowed to use a degree of creativity as long as the main facts aren't distorted.
I am still waiting on the reports from the players who performed the botched attempt.
CaptainStickyBalls'EvilArchNemesis reports : There i was, sitting on league of legends, covering a game while my dear friend and teammate assassin The Canadien went to the local londis to collect our neccessary supplies... when i hear the doorbell ring, My housemate Daniel, opened the door, and i hear a question which sent my senses tingling "Are you Daniel?" they asked, "Yes" was the reply, no thought to my friend for he was long gone i dashed across my buddy the canadians room, to the curtains... i whipped them across, my body pressed against the glass, breathing reduced to the minimum, as i hope the dont catch my scent, BANG!!! i hear the shout from my housemate as his dying scream echos through my brain "WHAAAAAAAA?!?!" i feel the assassins enter the room, as i stand silent, ready to dive, then more enter, 6!?! i couldnt not take them all on at once, and my trusty trap seem to have been faulty, so i stand and watch them leave, the move to go upstairs, to look in my room, (which i am surprised at as it is a safe zone...) as i slipped into the cupboard, i hear the toilet door close as they enter there... they must be a wierd bunch of toilet huggers.....
Anyways, they left i laughed with the canadian when he returned, we gave our housemate a solemn sendoff, and planned our revenge.
Team You made a horrible error, we now know you are reckless, and full of new people, The Canadian and I will pick you off one by one, ;)
See you Around.
Anyways, they left i laughed with the canadian when he returned, we gave our housemate a solemn sendoff, and planned our revenge.
Team You made a horrible error, we now know you are reckless, and full of new people, The Canadian and I will pick you off one by one, ;)
See you Around.
Umpires notes : Congratulations on your lucky escape Stickybeards nemesis; and commiseration on the death of your housemate.
To whoever performed the attack, you need to report your activities otherwise I can't award you points. It is also a requirement of the game, and failing to report an attempt within reasonable time can result in penalisation.
For the report I am awarding 20 Kudos to Sticklybeards nemesis.
To whoever performed the attack, you need to report your activities otherwise I can't award you points. It is also a requirement of the game, and failing to report an attempt within reasonable time can result in penalisation.
For the report I am awarding 20 Kudos to Sticklybeards nemesis.
Umpires Notes : Since the game is over and so far only one kill has been made I declair Michelangelo (Ed Wynn) the winner of game 5.
I have to say that I am pretty disappointed with this game however it is understandable since it is exam/hand-in time. I expect the next game to have allot more activity.
I have to say that I am pretty disappointed with this game however it is understandable since it is exam/hand-in time. I expect the next game to have allot more activity.